Random Thoughts

Cartoons (from a site that is no longer available)

Anagrams

DORMITORY <=> DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN <=> BEST IN PRAYER

DESPERATION <=> A ROPE ENDS IT

GEORGE BUSH <=> HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE <=> HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES <=> CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY <=> IS NO AMITY

MOTHER-IN-LAW <=> WOMAN HITLER

SNOOZE ALARMS <=> ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT <=> IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES <=> THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO <=> TWELVE PLUS ONE

Q & A

Q: Why did the candle fall in love?
A: He met the perfect match.

Q: Why should you never date a tennis player?
A: 'Cause love means "nothing" to them!

Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?
A. To prove he wasn't chicken.

Q: What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?
A: A receding hare line.

Q: What did the 0 say to the 8?
A: Nice belt!
 

Rhetoric

If they get olive oil from olives, where do they get baby oil?

If copying an entire textbook is illegal, how about copying two pages of it at a time?

Did you know our Canadian loonies are eleven sided polygons? Did you know an eleven sided polygon is called an undecagon (Latin root), or an hendecagon (Greek root)? Did you know that a kindergarten girl asked this question and gave quite a few mathematicians (including her grandpa) a hard time?
 

The Last Bug

"But what does it matter?"
They said with a shrug.
"The customer's happy.
What's one little bug?"

But he was determined.
The others went home.
He spread out the program
Deserted....alone.

The cleaning man came.
The whole room was cluttered
With punch cards, core dumps,
"I'm close," he muttered.

His mumbling grew louder,
"Simple deduction!
I've got it! It's right!
Just change one instruction!"

It still wasn't right,
As year followed year,
And strangers would query,
"Is that nut still here?"

He died at his console
Of hunger and thirst.
They buried him next day
Face down - nine edge first.

The last bug in sight,
One small ant passing by,
Saluted his tombstone
And whispered, "Nice try."