Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Poor is not who has little, but he who wants more.
An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind.
They may forget what you said, but they will never
forget how you made them feel.
How do you make
someone miserable? You give 'em what they want.
Testing can show the presence of errors, but not their
There are only two rules for success:
1. Never tell anything you know.
If you like laws and sausage, you should never watch
either being made.
(Otto von Bismarck)
One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one
is constantly making exciting discoveries.
(A. A. Milne)
Even Homer sleeps sometimes.
Thinking is the hardest work there is. That is why so
few people engage in it.
One who makes no mistakes, never makes anything.
Every now and then go away, have a little relaxation,
for when you come back to your work your judgment will be surer. Go
some distance away because then the work appears smaller and more of
it can be taken in at a glance and a lack of harmony and proportion is
more readily seen.
(Leonardo Da Vinci)
The difference between genius and stupidity is that
genius has its limits.
I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I
Every program has two purposes: the one for which it
was written and another for which it wasn't.
(Alan J. Perlis)
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done
what you could; some blunders and absurdities have crept in; forget
them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; you shall begin it
serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old
(Ralph Waldo Emerson)
No sleep, no dreams.
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major
problem with just potatoes.
There are only 10 types of people in this world:
those who understand binary, and those who don't.
Keep on asking, and it will be given to you; keep on
seeking, and you will find; keep on knocking, and it will be opened to
I think that stars are the most beautiful things in
the world, and I've heard that they each represent one of us.
Therefore, we must all be beautiful too.
I'd like another drink I think
Another drink to make me pink
I think I'll drink until I sink
I'll drink until I cannot blink
(Parody of Dr. Seuss)
The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all
possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true.
(James B. Cabell)
If you treat people right, they will treat you right -
ninety percent of the time.
(Franklin D. Roosevelt)
Roasted pigeons will not fly into one's mouth.